Oh. This is awkward. My former love and my current love in the same room.
Sorry. There was a brief interruption in the regularly scheduled programming.
When will I ever learn that I should just stick to my fulfilling fantasy life with Tom Hardy than venture out into the real world with real people full of disappointment.
He’s killin’ me.
Yea. So. This guy over here. Schwing.
Have you seen Political Animals? Have you? It’s a pretty great mini-series.
Sure, yes, I started watching it because Sebastian Stan is part of the cast. He is a very attractive man who does the damaged, brooding thing very well, and haha, well, I mean, that’s my thing, right? That’s what gets me going. Damaged and brooding.
And of course, upon a marathon viewing of Political Animals, a Youtube search of “Sebastian Stan” is obligatory, right? I mean that is just how the internet and escapism works. And of course, you will always find an interview that makes you think, “I want to marry this dude sooooo hard right now.”
This is that interview starting at the 1:30 mark, where Sebastian Stan makes fun of Gossip Girl (which he was in at the time this interview was filmed). Before I saw this interview, I wanted to merely date Sebastian Stan for a couple of years and then break up with him because we realized we would be better friends, but now… now I think I want to spend the rest of my fantasy life with him. He’s the one (in my dreams).
So, who wants to go see The Apparition with me? I don’t want to go because a particular actor is in it; I just like scary movies?
Also, does anyone have any recommendations for a good therapist?
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