Ugh.
Sometimes, that is to say 80% of the time, the only appropriate (mid-sentence) response to anyone is “Uggggggggggggh. UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
And by appropriate, I mean that this is all I want to say ever. If I could communicate in “Ughs,” life would just be that much easier. That is to say people would more than likely cease relations with me, and I could live peacefully without social anxiety. I would then, of course, require a job in which vocal communication would be kept at a minimum, which is really the hardest part.
My issue here is not with words; that is to say, I do not have any qualms about the written word. My issue is not with people. It is the practice of speaking that is just really tiring, and rather than attempting to eloquently vocalize my disdain, saying “Uggggh. UGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!” takes less time while adequately expressing my feelings.
