Everclear - Heroin Girl

We’d drink that Mexican beer
We’d live on Mexican food

Highlights of May in No Particular Order (OR IS IT)

Dear future self,

When you recount 2013, here are some bullet points for May that will either make you feel sad that these were the highlights or they will be really awesome in comparison to your current state. I really hope it is not the latter.

- You got a raise!

- You bought your first TV that is all yours and no one else’s except if the cousins want to use it that’s fine you guess.

- After 5.5 months of living in this apartment and thinking that there was something wrong with your window, you were finally able to open it today. It was as if the gods willed it so. Because it’s starting to get hot in New York. 80 degrees is pretty hot. You know what I’m talking about.

- You found the most perfect bright cobalt nail polish, which happens to also be the same color as a blue Solo cup, which is actually totally fine.

- After 5.5 months of living in this apartment and having to clean the bathtub after every shower because the water wouldn’t drain properly, you finally Draino-ed. And it worked. As if the gods willed it so!

- You discovered that your previous assessment (from 4 years ago) that 16 Handles was the worst froyo you ever had was incorrect and that maybe the New York Cheesecake flavor just sucks.

- You found cheap fake blood that you can use at work to simulate super realistic fake vaginal bleeding, and this is your biggest triumph.

- Eating pappardelle pasta for the first time. Maybe this was your biggest triumph.

Anyway, future self, I hope this is an adequate reminder of the little good things that happened so far in the month of May.

Best,

Self v.5.22.2013

llhenley:

this song is fantastic. not even her version especially. just the song. sing it in your car as loud as possible and don’t stop when your voice breaks because you’ll be a better person if you just passionately power through, eyes streaming with tears / spent from laughing at yourself, hopefully making it through all intersections without scaring the shit out of other drivers or pedestrians or yourself. 

clearly don’t do this in front of another person. jesus. i have to tell ya’ll how to do everything. 

Please, buzzy bands or whatever, more covers of boy band songs, thanks.

What is it called when all you want to do is watch this show?

What is it called when all you want to do is watch this show?

reprise: Giving excellent face on French TV program Grand Journal de Canal+ // Cannes 2012

Please enjoy these pictures of Tom Hardy as you wait for original content, which may end up being a very long wait.

(via fuckyeahtomhardy)

newsweek:

Rescuers pull a woman, identified by Bangladeshi media as Reshma, 17 days after a garment factory collapse that has killed more than 1,000 people. 
[Photo: STRDEL/AFP/Getty]

Putting things into perspective kind of day.

newsweek:

Rescuers pull a woman, identified by Bangladeshi media as Reshma, 17 days after a garment factory collapse that has killed more than 1,000 people. 

[Photo: STRDEL/AFP/Getty]

Putting things into perspective kind of day.

Billions Of Cicadas Returning To NYC For First Time In 17 Years
No. No no. No no no no no. No. Noo-ooo. Nope. Nuh-uh.

Billions Of Cicadas Returning To NYC For First Time In 17 Years

No. No no. No no no no no. No. Noo-ooo. Nope. Nuh-uh.

Behind feeling unwanted and insignificant, falling/being in like with someone is one of the worst feelings. 

Behind feeling unwanted and insignificant, falling/being in like with someone is one of the worst feelings. 

You haven’t ignored the last of me!
Zapp Brannigan
If I look sleepy, it’s because I was sleepy. Thank you to Maggie Brown in Clinton Hill and their jalapeno cheddar grits for that. Also, I’m posting this picture to prove to my parents that I have friends. #latergram #brunch

If I look sleepy, it’s because I was sleepy. Thank you to Maggie Brown in Clinton Hill and their jalapeno cheddar grits for that. Also, I’m posting this picture to prove to my parents that I have friends. #latergram #brunch

Listen, I’m at a bar playing Dangerous Minds by Coolio, so I cannot be held accountable for my actions.

nedhepburn:

Got from here. 

Maybe I should take a hint and go home instead of trying to mediate my friends who are a couple.

nedhepburn:

Got from here

Maybe I should take a hint and go home instead of trying to mediate my friends who are a couple.

This Isn’t LiveJournal But It Is, Issue #A Number

The following is personal, but also something I need to put out there to really get it out of my system. It’s not something I feel I can talk to anyone about without them taking it the wrong way, and if I express it on a public forum, I can have the feeling of talking it out without actually having to interact with anyone. 

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I joined a band to tell everyone to fuck off, and if somebody said to me, “Your image is shit,” I’d have gone, “Fuck off, knob head!” and if someone had said, “Your music’s shit,” I would have nutted them. That’s what’s lacking in groups. They’ve missed out that growing-up stage of being bloody-minded and fucking clueless. You have to have ultimate self-belief. You have to believe right from the word go that you’re great and that the rest of the world has to catch up with you. Of us lot, Ian was the best at that. He believed in Joy Division completely.
Peter Hook, Unknown Pleasures: Inside Joy Division (via nedhepburn)

(via nedhepburn)

Accent theme by Handsome Code

Dear future self,

This is where I will leave notes for you.

With regards,
Self v.9.17.2012

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